Women are Scum Too!

I have a problem for all the men in the house… How many of you ever asked yourself or your friends this question:

What Do Women Want ?

And when you did ask the question, what answer did you come up with?

Oh you want me to answer the question myself?

Well your guess is actually as good as mine…

I HAVE NO FREAKING FUCKING IDEA!!!

For Heaven’s Sake!!!

I have never seen or heard of a species as confused as they are confusing as the femina sub-species of the homo sapiens. They cry when they are happy, smile when they are upset (just so they can hide it), they punch and kick the guy they like and even most confusing, they have a love/hate relationship with their bodies!!!

Seriously, women are a terribly confusing bunch and it is even moe so once a man’s eyes are clouded with emotions.

Fun fact: Womenfolk are the most confused creatures ever created, and the annoying part is that men are prone to being tainted and stained by their confusion.

A good 70% of men actually know if the person that we are wooing is wife material or just a play thing but same can not be said of the fairer sex.

Not to sound sexist, but men tend to have a level of clarity about what we want when it comes to relationships not withstanding that love can actually creep up on us.

I have seen men who practically loved a woman and worshipped the very earth on which she walked only for such men to be friend-zoned.

In fact, not only has it happened to close to 79% of men around the world (and their friends), I myself have been a victim to the confusing wiles of the female folk thus I can say I have been on the receiving end more times than I choose to remember.

It’s a cold world in the Friend-zone!!!

Considering the fact that I am a man who wears his heart on his sleeve but most times my heart have been broken more times than I can remember.

It should not be too surprising, yes, doesn’t make it any less painful.

In my very short, but eventful, time on earth, I have heard countless women who claim that they want a good guy who will treat them right but yet they fall for the bad guys who stirs the butterflies in their bellies and leaves wet-stains in their pants with just a smile whilst sharpening the icy dagger he plans to leave as a token of his affections in their hearts!

Nothing wrong in a little looking is there?

The world is full of men who will give their left arms for the woman they fancy and they are willing to subject themselves to her whims and caprices only to be called a fool by the very girl they slave for emotionally.

Thus we are consigned to the friend-zone, while your heart is screaming and yearning for the very love that we can offer.

The annoying thing about this is that if we, friend-zoned brethren, try to act like friends and treat the lady, who condemned us to that hellish realm, as merely that – a friend; there’s all sorts of passive aggression like we have committed some atrocious crime.

“But we are just friends na?!”

I believe I speak for men worldwide when I say we are getting more and more confused by your antics and it is getting old and tiring.

This confusion has led me to seeking advice from the council of men; men who have walked this world and have enjoyed the guilty pleasures of life for longer and more successfully than I have.

Men like Kane!

These men always seem ready to offer advice. Advice that is so poisonous, it stains the purity and idea of love that we as young men harbour, but beneath their poisonous advice there seems to be an iota of truth that affirms my already growing suspicion that is just simply easier to be less affectionate and emotional than to open yourself to the evils of love and its vulnerabilities.

The slippery descent into depravity!!!

Building an impregnable castle around your heart just seems a better option than having your heart broken.

Not because one has been heartbroken in the past or one is scared of loving but i will rather keep my sanity than end up being confused by a confused human being.

In my opinion, the worst thing that can happen is to have one’s heart toyed with by a confused girl while she goes around enjoying the pleasures of life.

However, I choose to believe that this is mostly done by young ladies who are youthful and yet to find themselves.

I want to believe that women, who are grown and have come to terms of their place in life will not subscribe to such evil means… Right?

The fact that these ladies fall for the proverbial demons and keeps the angels as friends only to have their heart broken is a annoying to watch as it is satisfying. Insta-karma on a stick is a very good afternoon snack!

Karma anyone?!

As much as we have demons among men, there are angels amongst us as well. However, I fear that in your confused antics, you women have given demons like Kane the opportunity to paint a grim picture of love and convince us that love is non-existent whenever we ask the question; what do women want?

I’m done trying.

I’m just going to walk the path of solitude till I find the point where I break even with the world. The point where I do not love at the drop of a hat nor do I walk with my heart in a frozen cage. Hopefully at that point I would meet a lady who is old enough to know what she really wants.

P.s: Whenever your hearts get broken do not come crying saying men are scum. Women are scum too; but what do I know!

Signed:

Thöriniel

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AFTERWORD

First thing I have to say to Thöriniel would be:

Very much pls thank you!

And then…

Good boys waking up!!!

On a serious note, I’m not nearly as evil as the sappy punk would have y’all believe. Not even remotely close..

I’m the nicest guy I know and y’all know it… Right?

I’m just a right angel who is chiefly misunderstood… I think.

Angels’R’Us!!!

35 thoughts on “Women are Scum Too!

  1. SCUM! SCUM!! SCUM!!! are men. I don’t care, I don’t care.Y’all will still end up with a species as confused as they are confusing as the femina sub-species of the homo sapiens. It is something y’all look forward to. Complain from now to eternity that’s one specie of homo sapiens you cannot do without.

    MEN ARE HOES AND SCUM TOO

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  2. I said it!
    Kane will spoil this innocent mind!

    Thoriniel I beg you in the name of God please don’t listen to KANE.

    As Kane’s no1 fan, I know he’s mad and love him like that still but if you follow his ways, you will die a lonely unhappy man…

    Women are not as complex as you think.
    Please do not allow KANE to deceive you

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      1. Sheh you left Zizi when she was throwing her shots.

        Better call her out and beg her ooo…

        Zizi please so KANE doesn’t spoil Thoriniel, help his ministry biko

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      2. Aren’t most of us lonely and unhappy?
        I am lonely and unhappy but I can’t say men are scum.
        The idiot who played with your genuine love and feelings is a scum not women.

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      3. Thoriniel it can get worse when you think all women are scum and treat even the innocent ones as such unintentionally or intentionally.
        If you get to that point, you will spend the rest of your life trying to change the mindset while battling with the pains and frustration that comes with it

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  3. Well, it’s not always the demon-angel trope. Nah. Sometimes it’s between two angels, or an angel and another abstract mega arch angel that’s somewhere out there and is way better than the friendzoned angel. 😤

    Catch my drift? 😂

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  4. Do not try to catch her drift. It is a current that will sweep you away and drown you in the depths of confusion.

    Pro tip btw.
    Be the evil guy in your youth, the younger women love this.
    As you get older (way older), become an angel, by this time they would have had one too many bad experiences and finally realized that good guys are in fact good for them.
    You’re welcome.

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  5. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    This is the funniest most spot on shiii i have read in a while.
    Buh Yu guys aren’t allowed to say Women are scum Even though we all know it.

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